Trump: ‘I Have Done More For Christianity Than Jesus’

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In response to the Christianity Today editorial calling for his removal, Trump called the magazine a “left-wing rag” and said, “I have done more for Christianity than Jesus.”

“I mean, the name of the magazine is Christianity Today, and who is doing more for Christians today? Not Jesus. He disappeared; no one knows what happened to him. But I’m out there every day protecting churches from crazy liberals.”

While Trump admitted that Jesus did do some things for Christianity in the past, Trump said he was doing more now and it was more substantial. “I’m appointing judges to help protect religious rights,” Trump stated. “How many judges has Jesus appointed? He says something about judging people in the future, but I ain’t seen it.”

Furthermore, Trump asserted that he “saved Christmas.” “Look what I’ve done,” he said. “You can say ‘Merry Christmas’ now. In fact, if you say ‘Happy Holidays’ and don’t immediately make it clear you’re referring to Christmas, you go to prison. What has Jesus ever done for Christmas? Be born? He wants credit for that? Come on.”

spoof by Babylonbee.com

SPY WEDNESDAY?

Most Christians are aware that In Holy Week, Thursday commemorates the Last Supper, Good Friday is the Day that commemorates Jesus’s crucifixion, and Easter Sunday, the day Jesus rose from the grave.  But few Christians are aware that Wednesday of Holy Week is known as “SPY WEDNESDAY.”  It commemorates Judas Escariot acting as a spy to rat out Jesus for 30 pieces of silver.   That’s why Judas Escariot is considered the patron saint of the CIA.

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Covered internationally in the New York Times, Governor Ige has finally written a letter to DOD to cancel the military exercises in the waters of Hawaii. OPEDs and letters to the editor, videos and petitions–7455 signatures now–all help! Please share with friends.  Mahalo.

Good for Ige.

Ige: Delay international military drill over virus

To: U.S. Congress and Pentagon

Stop the Largest Naval War Practice in the World that with COVID19 Endangers Hawaii and the World

https://diy.rootsaction.org/petitions/help-hawaii-stop-the-largest-naval-war-practice-in-the-world?fbclid=IwAR20C_yDWQpHcbMO-GeKH-4ec0V3CPO75oGv_Sv0_Q7X64A6QGonNG7B1_w