Malu 'Aina

The Grim Reaper gave a warm welcome to the “Doomsday Plane” at Hilo airport on Christmas eve.  The “Doomsday Plane” is a 747 aircraft that is on 24-hour standby at Hilo airport anytime President Obama is vacationing in Hawaii.  It serves as an operations and command center in the event of a nuclear war.  The Grim Reaper, normally a man of few words, said, “it is a special honor for Hilo to host the ” Doomsday Plane’ on Christmas instead of celebrating the birth of Jesus –the Prince of Peace.  As the Grim Reaper, I say instead of peace on earth, good will to all, lets make war and celebrate killing and violence.  The Doomsday Plane is a big step up from semi-automatic assault weapons.  With one order the “Doomsday Plane” can fry-in-a-flash children all around the world.

The “Doomsday Plane” will likely be back in Hilo for a  New Year’s celebration.  The Grim Reaper said, “forget the fiscal cliff.  Let’s head for the really Big One — the Global Nuclear Cliff.  Why wait for financial collapse and climate change to take a further toll.  We can end it all now.  Let’s roll.  Game on!  Since parking “The Doomsday Plane” in Hilo makes Hawaii Island a primary (“first strike”) target in the event of nuclear war, join me in singing for the final time this New Year’s eve ‘we’ll take another cup of violence yet, for Auld Lang Syne.'”